What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Dr No

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Is anyone up to have a little conversation?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What are the extra benefits of a smart TV?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Ah so!”

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

You Only Live Twice

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What are some dirty secrets of Indian (Bollywood, etc.) actors and actresses?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Live and Let Die

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What story do you have involving a public restroom?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

A View to a Kill

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why did the American's mulberry harbor not hold up after D-Day?

Moonraker

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Goldfinger

Can the right person make a narc want to change their ways? Is love that powerful? Has anyone seen this or experience it?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-J W Pepper

Why do I feel so down and not happy anymore? I also feel really tired and non-motivated. Is that normal for someone to feel that way?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

From Russia With Love

Octopussy